
Read + Listen
The Worst Boyfriends Ever
25 illustrated case files. Comic, cutting, honest.
Private Dating Record & Guide
Record what happened. Notice what repeats.
You decide what it means.
One-time purchase · No subscription · No account required


The Private Record
Keep people, dates, interactions, status, notes and context together in one private record.
Add Someone
Start a private record with name, source, status and first note.
Log Date
Capture what happened, where, when — and how it felt.
Log Interaction
Messages, calls, cancellations. The mundane facts that repeat.
Chronological Timeline
Every entry stays in order, never edited into a story.
The Receipt
A factual read-out of the record as you logged it.
Active · Aftermath · Archived
Status changes without losing the history.
LOVODEX does not tell you whether a relationship is good or bad. It keeps the record.
The Receipt
Timeline, Receipt, and factual history in one private place.
The Receipt
LOVODEX keeps the record.
You decide what it means.
Every entry is preserved as logged. No AI rewrites your history. No score is ever applied to a person you record.

Notices
LOVODEX can surface factual Notices when something in your own record repeats. It never scores a person, and no algorithm decides whether you should date someone.
Examples of factual Notices
Notices are based only on what you record.
What LOVODEX will never do
No algorithm decides whether you should date someone. LOVODEX surfaces what you have already seen — and lets you name it.
Guide
A pre-authored editorial guide to modern dating. Read, browse and search — not chat.
Ask LOVODEX is not an AI chat. It searches 100 authored answers on love, dating and heartbreak. What you get back was written, not generated.

14 ALMOST Patterns
Browse 14 illustrated almost-relationship patterns.
For recognition, not diagnosis.

The Almost

The Orbit

The Secret

The Situationship

The Between-Thing

The Borrowed-Time

The Convenience

The Reserve

The Relapse

The Review Period

The Benchmark

The Mutual Hostage

The Ex You Still Sleep With

The One Who Got Away
Patterns are for recognition · Not auto-associated with private records
25 Case Files
Funny, illustrated typologies from The Worst Boyfriends Ever. Comic archetypes, not clinical categories.









Full set of 25 cases inside the app.
Library
Full reading content and audiobook chapters where available — inside the same LOVODEX universe as the Guide.

Read + Listen
25 illustrated case files. Comic, cutting, honest.

Read + Listen
The book of the in-between. 14 pattern types.

Read + Listen
Essays on modern love, endings and the after.
Reading & listening progress travel with the record.
Your Wiring
A private snapshot of how you tend to respond when connection gets uncertain.
No personality type. No compatibility score. No attachment diagnosis. No overall score.
Signal Sensitivity
How closely you read cues, tone, timing.
Uncertainty Tolerance
How you sit with what isn't yet defined.
Proximity Need
How much closeness feels like connection.
Repair Instinct
How you move toward, or around, rupture.
Exit Threshold
When leaving stops being unthinkable.
Keep it private
Private records stay on your device. Public editorial and audio content may use the internet — but never carries your private data with it.
On-device by default
Private dating records stay on your device in encrypted local storage.
No account
No LOVODEX account is required to use the app.
No ads · No tracking
No advertising SDK, no analytics or tracking SDK bundled.
No AI reading your records
No model is fed your private records for training or analysis.
Encrypted portable backup
You choose when to export an encrypted backup file — and where it lives.
App lock
Biometrics or PIN gate the app on supported devices.
Platform / store-level data may still be handled by Apple & Google independently.

Get LOVODEX
Private Dating Record & Guide
Record what happened. Notice what repeats.
One-time purchase · No subscription